Jeff's Toy Box

The headlights on my '95 Impala SS are just awful.  The combination of poor lens design and barely adequate wiring makes for little ligh...

Lots of words and few pictures this time.  I live in Wisconsin.  The thing about Wisconsin is that sometimes it can get cold.   Really cold....

I talk with a lot of people around the country on various forums.  There are, believe it or not, people who have never seen road salt.  Sure...

With the major paint touch ups done,  I could finally get the outside of the Impala cleaned up.  I think that this may have been the first t...

It's not just the inside of the Impala that hadn't been cared for, the outside was pretty beat up as well.  For starters, the right ...

My favorite TV show ever is Transformers.  It has been since I was six.  The age of the Internet has provided me the opportunity to show tha...

The dash in the Impala is all in one piece now.  Basically, except for the A pillar covers, everything gray in this picture used to be blue....

I've always kind of though the Heads Up Displays sometimes found on high end cars were pretty neat.  They install in your dashboard and ...

One of the things I always liked about the '94-96 Impala SS's was the wheels.  They may seem blase now, but in the mid 90's, a 1...

Little known fact that most people would never guess: The oil pressure gauge in 94-96 civilian Caprices and Impala SSs is a fake.  It's ...

The Mighty Caprice™ always had a funny rattle coming from the front left corner that I could never track down.  Since I couldn't find it...

Like many older B-bodys, my Impala jingled down the road.  Whenever you hit a bump, you'd hear a sound like spare change jingling in a j...

One of the fancy futuristic enhancements to the '94 B-body was it's digital dash.  No longer would we have to be slaves to a needle ...

I've mentioned a few times that the Impala  came with one of those cheap woodgrain kits all over the interior.  It's basically a fak...

One of the common problems with B-bodys like the Impala is that the arm rests aren't as strong as they could be.  After 20 years of usin...

This Impala is a strange beast.  In many ways it is leaps and bounds better than the Caprice.  And yet, in many ways, it's in much worse...